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Politicians

Postby Cottontop » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:48 am

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

~Jay Leno~



The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

~Henry Cate, VII~



We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

~Aesop~



If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.

~Will Rogers~



Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev~



When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

~Clarence Darrow~



Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

~Author unknown~



Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton~



Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer~



I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~



A politician is a person who will lay down your life for his country.

~ Tex Guinan~



I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle~



Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

~Doug Larson~



There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.

~Will Rogers~

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Re: Politicians

Postby dogfan1 » Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:12 am

Amen to all of those


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