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Top 10 Reasons

Postby Cottontop » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:58 am

THE TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'VE ENROLLED IN OBAMACARE.

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter
the trailer park.”

8. The nurses station has a tip jar.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is “An apple a day..”

5. Your Doctor's stethoscope is two tin cans and some string.

4. The diploma on the wall says University of Walmart.

3. The only expense that is 100% covered is “embalming.”

2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMACARE:

1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.

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Re: Top 10 Reasons

Postby dogfan1 » Wed Jan 01, 2014 7:14 am

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