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Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby Eagle 1 » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:57 pm

Post em here......(keep them clean)


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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby dogfan1 » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:37 am

Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby PunchU » Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:15 am

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby Eagle 1 » Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:54 am

Yo mama is like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind.
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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby dogfan1 » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:37 am

Your Mama is so fat when they tell her to haul butt it takes 10 loads.

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby H.TIGFAN » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:21 pm

Your mama so fat when she lays on the beach. Greenpeace tries to push her back in the ocean.

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby dogfan1 » Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:29 pm

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby Mack Attack » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:49 am

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That is awesome. lol

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby Mack Attack » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:52 am

Your momma is so fat she wakes up in sections.

(Old School) Your mom is so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper.

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby Eagle 1 » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:08 pm

You mama is so fat, when sits around the house.....SHE SITS AROUND.... the house.
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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby dogfan1 » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:21 pm

Your Mama is so fat when she shoots the moon there is a solar eclipse.

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby H.TIGFAN » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:30 pm

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby Eagle 1 » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:26 pm

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby punchcat » Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:29 pm

wife and husband go to marriage counselor, counselor ask husband whats the problem? husband replies he doesn't have a problem all is great. Conselor ask wife same question, she goes on ten minutes rant screaming and cussing; counselor wraps his arms around her and hugs her she all of a sudden becomes happy laughing and all is just wonderful. Counselor tells husband all she needs is hugged 5 min.every other day; husband replies "I can have her up here Mon. & Wed. but Friday is my golf day.

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby Eagle 1 » Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:07 pm

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby Eagle 1 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:18 pm

Your mama is so fat that she gave draclua diabeties
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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby dogfan1 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:01 pm

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby dogfan1 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:01 pm

yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby dogfan1 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:09 pm

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby dogfan1 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:11 pm

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby dogfan1 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:12 pm

Yo momma so fat she has to wear her pants backwards, because her front butt is bigger

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby dogfan1 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:20 pm

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Re: Your mama is so fat jokes

Postby Eagle 1 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:00 pm

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