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The Cuckoo Clock

Postby spottedspeckledtrout » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:09 pm

The Cuckoo Clock



Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said 'oh sh*t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and f*rted.

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Re: The Cuckoo Clock

Postby Cottontop » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:09 am

:)) =)) :)) =))

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Re: The Cuckoo Clock

Postby dogfan1 » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:32 am

:lol: :lol: :)) =)) :)) =)) :lol: :lol:


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